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I wish i had a bible trad waifu who was an atheist and only a cultural Christian but was also open minded about zoosex and shamanic medicines

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RT @ianduhig@twitter.com

Crinkle-crankle walls use fewer bricks than straight ones which need at least two layers of bricks for strength: here arch support provided by the curves. I like them because they teach that a straight line is not always the best model, true for poetry and us all.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ianduhig/status/15

I wish it was possible to learn skills through dick sucking osmosis 😢

My erect flower
Enters your beautiful vase
Pollen everywhere

Pee pee poo poo butt
Is what I think of myself
Self esteem is low

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Let's start Halloween!

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@manbanras @SilverFox442 @soapydraws

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Full Res: catbox.moe/c/trezgx

Most kids hate getting shoved into their locker. She loves it.

Also with a Lily variant, because lilandy is the GOAT.
(also the little drawing on the post-it is an edit of a drawing by the artist "splooge")

@beardalaxy Since I got all my non replaceable stuff off, I might as well see what a factory reset does I guess?

@beardalaxy I got all my files off it with a usb drive but wasn't able to do that again, I got very lucky. It's a bad hardware problem, it dropped from 10 feet onto a wooden floor. I'm amazed it turns on at all.

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I turn it on, it either boots or tells me there's a hardware error in which case I tell it to boot normally and it does, but it des it all fucked up. The start bar is glitched out for a while until it settles down, and a few seconds before that the mouse and keyboard stop working, yet the worked for me to be able to input pass. Idk.

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Being Isekaid into a world with swords and magic. But the catch is :

For magic you need to wear clothes and behave as the opposite gender you identify as.
While sword is the opposite (being the gender you identify as)

Which role would you rather be?

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My lenovo laptop got dropped and it doesn't work anymore, it barely boots, I managed to get files off which which had to be a 1 in a million chance because I haven't been able to recreate that, now every time I boot it, it's all glitched out and crashes after a few minutes, I wish I knew computer so I could at least try to fix it, make it a learning experience.

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