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"Yarrggg" Cumbeard said as he looked through his spyglass,

Cumbeard: "Aye, those be some faggots off the port bow, I can seem em tryin to destroy me content, limey bastards! First mate"

First mate: "Pip pip, orders sir?"

Cumbeard: "Ready the cum cannons! We'll show these salty dogs what hapens to content saboteurs!!"

@papergal removing content, removing art, destroying art, killing art, murdering........that's what they're doing, and I call fag alert

WWIII? Well, in WWII since all the able bodied chads were off fighting war the only males left were cripples, and washouts. And guess how many of them got pussy thrown at them while chad was away? And guess how many new babies chads came home to? A lot.

If the feminists and the mennanists worked together they could probably defeat those mean ol trannies who just want to live their lives without being harassed

I used to think he was cool, then he said to stop watching porn and I knew, I KNEW, this guy was fucking retarded

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I love how Jordan Peterson says "It's metaphysical, not literal, that's how people speaaaaaak, you have to understtttaaaaaand there's DEEEEEEPER MEEEEEEEEEANINGGGGGGGG"
and
"Noooooo you can't say you're a woman because you're not a womannmnnmmmmmm there's nooo deeper meaning everything is litterrrrralllll omg my head my benzooooos!!!"

Talking out both sides of his mouth

@siltwrecked @rats Some very rich, very big losers (the biggest losers, all they do is lose), are meddling with others lives, I wonder how they would feel if someone meddled with theirs, not very good I bet! (my best trump impression, but the sentiment is sincere)

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Monopolies aren't legal, bust em up! Amazon should be 20-30 companies, not ONE, with ONE ***BALD*** guy in charge (at least Elon had the DECENCY to get HAIR)

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Break up ISPs, break up google, break up Amazon, now. That's an order.

I don't care if you're poly, just don't try and claim perpetual victim status because a select few people said mean things to you.

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@eris Yea I won't for that reason, if I wasn't political I could but I've said too much to piss off retards

@sandy a cake with fruit in it, but also an offensive slur for gay men

Faggots are opressed, niggers are opressed, whores are opressed, people with an active fucking sex life are not opressed, and if they are, they're definitely not straight, because it's definitely not the poly thing. NOBODY cares that you're poly, they CARE that you're a fruitcake and use the poly thing as a point of attack you absolute fucking morons. If you were chad and straight no one would fucking care that you're poly. Poly is not an opressed minority, it's not the reason people are shitting on them, it's because poly people are only noticed when they're not straight, so it's not a poly thing it's a GAY thing.

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My ex used to play victim about being poly all the time, "I'm oppressed" like no you're fucking not. Nobody cares if you have multiple partners, you just want attention. I thought this was just a him thing, but a person on a channel I watch came out as poly and they did the same thing, just bitching about being oppressed. In what world are poly people fucking opressed?

@beardalaxy You know that's not what they're talking about, they're saying "take the dress off you stupid fagot before we beat you the fuck up."

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