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@beardalaxy Ah, well what is a better term? I can't just say I'm a normal guy who likes normal things because then normies will surround me and will freak out when I say "and 13yos can consent if they're advanced enough", that's a kick to my head, straight away.

@errante @cummies No I know map is super broad, just when I use it I'm talking about hebes mostly, I don't think there should be ANY aoc and that people should have to wear monitoring chips and they legally can't fuck until they pass a cognitive test and then their restrictions are lifted. So if you're 9 but you're a super genius and you pass, you can fuck, but if you're 25 and a retard, no sex for you.

@cummies True true, people hear these terms though and immediately think bad things...maybe a new name instead of hebe....maybe..."grass on the field"ers doesn't roll off the tongue but something like that. "If there's grass on the field, play ball!" is an american phrase which means "once puberty hits a person can fuck"

The youngest person I've ever been attracted to was a 10yo who looked 13, so I guess I'm technically a map still. But I'm still not one of those weirdo maps (no offense guys) who think babies are hot.

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Ok so are people really bothered by "maps" who are only maps because people told them 14yos are KIDS? If 14yos AREN'T KIDS well then there's a LOT of people who aren't "real" maps, they've just been tricked by a troll campaign into THINKING they're maps.

re: drugs; cannabis, benzos, side effects 

@erin @mario I would rek in halo 3 when I was wrecked myself, I'd be so smooth sometimes, smooth like a pimp, made me think outside the box

This phrasing has been bothering me lately. Example of type of phrasing I'm talking about: Dog rapists. Ok, does this phrase refer to individuals who rape dogs, or is it talking about dogs who are the rapists?

@erin @mario Pot is very strong, it seems like to have fun on pot you have to have a high tolerance, then it's just relaxing and stimulating, even the memory problems go away after constant use

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Ally: And this is my room!
Jazzy: Wooooow, this is way cool, dude these posters are awesome!
Ally: Hehe thanks, so how've you been doin Mr. Jazzy?
Jazzy: Ehhhhhhh I can't complain, pretty good tbh, that new job Kevin helped me get has been pretty fun
Ally: Oh ye? Has it? That's good, what kind of stuff do you do, it's just delivering food right?
Jazzy: Ye but I also prep and do dishes, which is kind of annoying but whatever, I'm sure I'll get a raise after a while
Ally: Choice, hey you want to smoke and watch the Steve Wilkos show? (giggles)
Jazzy: Pppffft do I? Uh, YES!
10 minutes later
Jazzy: Lol I love Steve
Ally: What?
Jazzy: Oh I just pffft lol hahah said I love Steve, lol
Ally: Lmao, omg, hahah, yea he's awesome
*Steve Wilkos screams in a childs face for giving sass*

@mario @erin The hunger thing happens with pot too, only hungry when stoned after a lot of habitual use

>TERRY NO I'VE GONE THROU THIS WITH OTHER ROBINS BEFORE
<I'M NOT A ROBIN BRUCE, I'M A BATMAN LIKE YOU!!!

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>TERRY NO, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU DON'T MESS IT UP FOR ME
<IT'S NOT FOR YOU BRUCE IT'S WHAT I WANT, I WANT THE BATMAN LIFESTYLE

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It's like a hopeful aam and a bitter old map denying his advances :blobpleading:

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youtu.be/r0u1bdIMG4E
"It's what I want Bruce"
"Stupid kid, you don't know what you want, none of you ever did."
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Rewatching Batman beyond return of the joker, omg it's me and my bf :blobpleading:

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Scully worries about ghost possession. Mulder accidentally flirts with ghost kids.

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