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I miss the feeling of love and security I had with my ex before they became abusive. WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO BECOME ABUSIVE???

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Song (sad song in sad key of sad):

My fedi frens
Do they hate me
Have I used up their good cheer?
I didn't mean to push a bean,
anywhere away from me.
I am a jerk, don't mistake my smirk,
On the inside I'm crying.

*chorus*
My fedi frens
Let's make amends
Give me a second chance.
Don't let misunderstanding stop us both from handing
eachother our very own hearts.
*chorus ends*

Please let's restart :cry_konata:

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@dailyslurbot there's even myths about Genghis Khan eating babies that were honey roasted and it being his favorite dish and he was an Asian...I think

He even fucks barts bussy! He even fucks homers stinkholes! Millhouse is a fucking pig he'll fuck anything and everyone!!!

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@picandor Lol they think of themselves as stinky flies and their women as rotting meat

I had a great fantasy last night fapping, didn't even need any porn just closed eyes, ok so imagine this....MILLHOUSE but with a 22 inch long COCK. And it has pheromones and it REEKS and even his own Mom and Dad NEED his cock, and he doesn't even mind! He fucks the whole simpson family after his own, and his dick is always creamy and cheesy on the tip like french brie. I nutted so hard! Things WERE finally coming up Millhouse!

>I DON'T LIKE WHEN THEY GET BLACKED
<WHO?
>ANYONE!!!! *throws milkshake against wall in frustration*

@WhitestTemplar @alyx @matrix It's so hot when dumb bitches compromise themselves for money. Unless they were raped I laugh at their shame, the dogwhores who are proud and show their faces are the real MVPs and would be welcome in my tribe any day. Shame filled fakedogfuckers can take a hike or embrace zoo.

If there is a leader and he is bad don't treat him like he's not bad, just call him a retard and say he's diminutive in stature because it pisses him off and makes him shut the fuck out out of embarrassment.

New song by me:

Once upon a time there was a little retard a little retard a little retard had hands tiny the little retard little retard little retard blew up a country the little retard little retard little retard ate his own poop the little retard little retard little retard

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@GR_art I decided to walk away from PAYPAL completely, these are my current alternatives

_ Fanbox or Unifans (WISE connetion , since I'm from Latin America I use AIRTM or LEMON CASH to receive the money in my local bank account)

_ And for commissions: KOFI , BUYMEACOFFEE and DEVIANTART ( The customer can choose to pay by PayPal or card, Payment can be received on STRIPE to your bank account) My favorite is DEVIANTART since it charges you less fee when you get paid

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@gloomyflower they never followed me back and I'm pretty sure it's because of their repressed powerful sexual attraction to me (the sexual attraction of a bottom)

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