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@matrix in the new seasons (if they ever happen) I pray to god he stays as centrist as he used to be. I hate to see funny people get out of touch. I'd like for a common storyline to be Bobby (by now he's out of fucking college and has his own kids it's been so damn long), gets suckered in to the latest parenting craze of the week, and Hank tries too hard to pull the other direction, and they find a sane middle compromise just like the original episodes.

Things with Claudia are going good, she compliments me often on my horse cock porn collection, especially my collection of high volume horse semen load videos because that's a whole separate category, it's not every horse cock porn video that has high volume semen load you know.

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Lowering my medication dose because it's CUCKED medication that takes away my orgasm powers (the power to have an orgasm) and so now I am back to a happy active sex life (masturbation)! I am getting back on to my fap sessions 4 times a day!!!!!!!!! No more holding back!!!! And with my physical fitness regimen soon I won't need to masturbate hehehhe because I'll be chad enough to get dates again hehhehehehehehe (chad dad coming through hide your women/daughters/wives). /vent

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She's getting used to human custom, you better treat her well once she's in your bed :blobheart:

Happy Valentine's day ! :blobcheer:

Princess Ruto from Zelda

I miss the hornyness that steven universe gave us cultural permission to engage in

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@icedquinn @alyx @LukeAlmighty Not married but smiled while practically sitting on his lap happy to appear as his piece of meat (she denied having sex with him, he basically said yeah uh huh sure).

@alyx @LukeAlmighty People were saying his daughter played him. And then the double betrayal of her whoring herself to an absolute betamale hedonist (Peterson is outspokenly anti hesonist) bald rapist.

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Guys I want you to know I haven't showered for days and just wash my asshole and crotch but otherwise can't be bothered so I've developed a strong barrier between me and damaging pathogens. They have to penetrate a layer of oil and grime to reach me. I am absolute piratecore, I am solarpunk af. My stinky ball pheromones might steal your girl jusy saying bro keep her close to you I'm not responsible for what this ball stink does to people.

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When the fedi admin meets the fedi poster and they don't realize how out of their mind fucking crazy the fedi poster is

I'm such a clitoris master I will donate my actions while your boyfriend watches cause he needs to learn how to eat the clitoris and I can help him learn that

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I'm going after that muscle pussy I don't want you scrawny bitches you never put in the work I ain't never going to get this mouth action on your clitoris and don't be crying about it neither

y'all her skin is so white we can make a white babies I don't know if I can deny the urge the temptation is too strong

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y'all don't be mad at me if I leave the fediverse behind and have traditional sex with a traditional Christian white woman and I'll leave behind feddi degeneracy

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