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I WANT TO BE A FANCY WIFES SIMPLETON HUSBAND

When you niggas like my posts and shit and reply and shit I get a little jolt of dopamine

I NEED A STRONG WOMAN TO MAKE ME SHUT UP AND TO DOMINATE ME SEXUALLY TBH FAM

"wow you really said that man?"
no...just like in my head you know?
"oh yea good that would have been crazy haha"
Ha yea like imagine if I had said it though, like she would go crazy man, or like
"Or like she, wouldn't know what to think haha, she'd be like UHHHHHHHH, EXCUSE ME?"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA YEA oh my god dude she would be like UHHHH WHAT?

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Instathot: wat i ate 4 brunch
me: I wanna eat you 4 brunch bby

Are men with normal size dicks good enough?

I'M TALKING ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS! LIVING, BREATHING, HUMANS! I, *pause*, LOVED them, I, *pause* CARED for them, and, they, used me, they, h-humiliated me, they l-laughed at me and my gf, my gf she even said I have a dick that's "not that big" and you know what that's not fair and that HURTS, because it's not like I EVER acted like I had a big dick, this is NEVER something I talked about. I never thought I had a big dick. Ok I may have mentioned to her a story from school when I was a kid and we all compared dicks and mine was the biggest and I was so proud. In hindsight I was held back a year so had a big head start on my classmates and this never occurred to me until much later. Not the point. The point is that it's a humorous anecdote about my penis and my classmates penises in our youth, not a legitimate claim to bick dickism. I told her that story one time, ONE time, because I thought it was funny! I wasn't bragging about my dick! My dick is normal size, AVERAGE size, yea I may have said it was "above average" before in my life, but what is "average" really? I just think I have a normal dick. So anyway she said, something fucking awful, something horrible, she said my dick was small. I think this is fucked because she was raped by VERY big penised people, people packing 10 inchers, THICK ones too, and so she has suffered from big dicks, I have no idea why she would say mean shit about my normal size dick when it actually made her cum instead of scream, cry, and black out.

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"oh wow look at me I rapped at the party and it was on beat and not cringe and everybody cheered" that doesn't translate into future opportunities, there is absolutely no point to being a party clown, I SUCK, I EH *starts hitting self* EH AG EH AH *hits self more* AH EH UH AH! *breaths heavily* THERE'S NOOOOO POOIINNNTTTTT! AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH ANABDHSJKAKFNSV *incomprehensible noises*. My LIFE! My TIME! INVESTED IN PEOPLE! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MAGAZINES!!!!!!!!!!

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I lived this slum scum lifestyle and I wish I was playing dnd with people instead of being at parties where I got brain damage

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I was one of these bros at that point in my life, bro this bro that -let's go jump stuff bros lets go fuckin party in this broken down house until the walls fall in- type stuff and I should have not invested skill points into any of that. But the bliss, the ignorant bliss, the freedom of being an idiot, empty head, no thoughts, smoothbrained, it does have an appeal. It's like the weightlessness I assume jumpers feel before they hit the ground.

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This song was my jam when it came out. This shit was my anthem. I'm ashamed of that.
youtu.be/43pkqeamXe8

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I'M SORRY FOR NOT VALUING MY LESS CREATIVE FRENS! I'M SORRY FOR NOT RECOGNIZING YOUR WORTH AND CALLING YOU NPC

I think it's hilariously fucked up there are people who go around to slaughter auctions to buy animals to pamper on instagram when there are real actual human people who have been abused to fuck with nobody to help them. Helping the bag lady who looks like an alien doesn't get likes on the gram, fuzzy animals do.

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To all bitches who don't know their place and keep trying to succ their way to the top: Your place is with that nerdy boy over there, sorry sweetie you're mid and the best you can hope for is to be loved by one man who you make an effort for, you're never going to be bunny of the year.

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