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I have been going to a gym for 2 weeks now, and I don't think women know, their body contains more then one muscule.

I have learned 20 different excersises for gluteus maximus, but I haven't seen them train anything else then their butt.

@matrix
So, just as I expected exactly the 1st frame I saw this bitch.

2nd frame was not even needed.

@e
I literally just asked you for advide on how to get to the "talk to" phase, and your response is "don't be a pussy, you're just pretending to be retarded"

Well, thanks for nothing I guess. At least I know what you mean by "empathy" now.

@e
But yeah. I am autistic, and I know I might sound like a troll.

But how am I supposed to relate, when I cannot even ask on an opinion on ANY interesting subject? Is that even "relating" really?

@e
> you're still thinking like a man.
Oh, who would have thought : o

@e
But you know what? today is a national holiday of fucking democracy out all all the shit, so I have a bad mood anyway.

Please, tell me what fucking topics should I master in to have anything interesting to talk about with women.

@e
The joke was the last part, but suuure. I will never joke about things that do fit in context.

@mangeurdenuage
I love these jokes, that lead you one way, only to subvert it all with the last sentence.

I saw a cute girl today.
I wanted to say something smart to start conversation.
Computers are ruining everything.
She immediatelly says "no they're not" even before I can start my explanation. It's obvious she doesn't care.
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1 hour later, she cannot sell me a product, because a computer doesn't allow it.

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