LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
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- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating
The "pretend to work" route can lead to a happy life though.
If you work to live, then that kind of a job does allow you to live to your fullest.
But of you live to work, then enjoy fixing a company.
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@matrix mfw Firefox is funded by Google anyway
@WashedOutGundamPilot
Everyone is contractor, some people are just expected to work a bit more exclusively.
There is no loyalty from company to employee, and neither does it exist the other way around.
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@caekislove @WashedOutGundamPilot
HR is point of no return.
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Also the omnipresent contractor system at work: Everything is just a gig, nobody ever carries fault for anything because it’s just another contractor’s fault!
@Wormwood
What the fuck did I just read?
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Mandatory straitjackets for all women until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
@grips
Yeah, it was amazing.
When it comes to luxurious restaurants, I have no idea where do colleagues find the time to look them all up.
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so many times but with milk bottole + glass of milk
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Ukrainian soldier learns how to use a stinger missile launcher from watching a youtube video.
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@lebronjames75 @coolboymew
Also, possible disappointment, when you see a fresh meat, and it turns into a dead one before your eyes.
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@coolboymew possums feign death when stress reaches critical levels(read: commit unconscious for 1 to X hours) and shit and piss themselves as they do it to become less attractive to predators. the piss mustve triggered a "this is another animal's piss, i must overwrite it with my own piss marker" response, overwriting the "i will eat this small prey animal" behaviour
How the fuck did my autocorrect get so god damn amazing? I don't even remember using that term.
Sure.... You know this term... Yet I get a red line under every single fuck I write 20 times a day.
@Jazzy_Butts
Well, it was a decent fun, but the cult of Holywood ego made it quite unbearable.
Also, it had to be expensive as fuck. How do these movies pay for themselves?
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
