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I cleaned the microwave before cooking some food... BIG MISTAKE!!! 

You have no idea how awful is the smell of microvaved soap. (or whatever the chemical brainfuck that shit is)

They made the cringe worse...
Not to mention, that she is now 28 years old.

I do NOT want to play as a 28 year old artist girl with pre-pubescent brain FFS!!! Who's idea was that?

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The most amazing thing about the new Life is strange game is, just how insanely unoptimalized it is.

HOW? Not only do we live in the age of modern game engines, but this is a 1 room game with 10*10px textures.

It doesn't even use the "brush strokes" effect of the first one. It's just ugly, and still ER cannot run it properly.

@matrix
But I cannot coom to it, if I cannot imagine the correct speed :andystare:

@Jens_Rasmussen
Ever heard of the Parasite evolutionary pressures?

Killing the host is the worst thing you can do.

Ubisoft Employees Have Gone On Strike… 

Literally every single time... They always do it, when the company is at it's lowest point possible, and just one bad move away from going broke.

In case of Ubisoft, they literally have to re-brand the Assassins creed darkies, as well as rework every meme-worthy decision., that would remind people of the current state in mere 6 months.

Nice.

@beardalaxy HEY!!!
I will defend the first one, no matter how unpopular opinion that is.

That game had soul.

Life is Strange Double Exposure

Also, please... Don't get your hopes up. I really doubt there will be any sex worth watching.

I feel like starting a shit storm 

Monster Hunter Rise is much more beautiful than either World or Wilds. And that is just so embarrassing. How can these people even look at themselves, designing a full PC game, and still make it uglier than a Switch clone?

Here is the path the Europa Clipper will take once it reaches Jupiter. The orbit of Europa is shown in aqua - the goal is to swing past that 44 times before the spacecraft dies. But to make the Clipper follow its crazy path, the gravity of Jupiter's moons Callisto and Io will be needed!

Callisto's orbit is shown in yellow, and Io is shown in red.

(3/n, n = 3)

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