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@tomie
BTW, I thought you have a horrible taste in games.

How come you don't like Life is strange too?

@fuxoft
Except, I didn't. I was seriously looking for Crash Bandicoot.

Mixup with Banjo Kazooie makes it just more insane, that Google got it right.

How was Google able to absolutely untangle a complete brainfart? That should not be mathematically possible.

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I seriously don't understand how the hell does Google work, but sometimes, it's pure magic.

I wrote > bandoo kaguie game ps1 <
Because I seriously didn't remember the name. It's a series of random letters, that have nothing to do with the game I am fucking looking for.

But it still showed Crash Bandicoot as the first result. HOW?????

> We need to help incels
> Why?
> Because they vote the right....

You gotta love the empathy :blobamused:

@NotAWeeb @sickburnbro
Nah, the refusal to touch boobie is voluntary.
Learn to words FFS!!!

I really wosh some of these doctors would enjoy the beautiful feeling of spending 6h a night watching their ceeling night after a night after a night hoping, that their body will finally understand that you need it to shut down... But knowing, that instead they will feel horrible the next day when the body starts falling apart from the lack of rest.

But sure, I will try not drinking the fucking coffee.

@Someguy
> In fact the only thing it IS good at is sounding smart and it only does that by googling and repeating Google. Wow guys great job. What an incredible advance.

I am so sorry, you didn't notice the obvious description of modern education

@Someguy
Now, could you please remind me what a university education looks like again?

After the Game Freak leak, the most coombrain interpretation of this Pokedex entry is 100% confirmed.

BTW, isn't it a weird coincidence, that it takes about 2h of gameplay, before you meet a troon in the Double Exposure?

2 hours... I heard that time somewhere before.

@beardalaxy
Yeah, they are quite special :omegalul:

The hardest lesson when going from drawing to Blender is, that the more stuff you simulate, the more in depth understanding of topic is required to do even the most basic stuff. A kid can draw a lightsaber on paper. It's a white middle surrounded by color aura.

But, it took me MONTHS of research, before I found out, why none of my lightsaber atempts looked correct in a simulated environment.

No wonder the game is running like shit. I mean, look at it. It has literally 0 baked shadows. In a static environment, that is considered THE most basic optimalization method. That is 0th class.

You can complain about the Slang in original Life is strange all you want, but if they made it today, that would be quite skibidi.

I mean, 100% pure aura.

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