LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
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- Muscular girls
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- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
@ChristiJunior
>Just imagine the sense of discovery and excitement, what an amazing surprise something like that would be! TotK *almost* did this, as at one point I really did think I’d come across just such a secret temple while exploring The Depths, but no, turns out it was a story-relevant dungeon that I could only unlock after fulfilling various story quest requirements.
Man, I absolutely share that feeling. I cannot describe, just how insanely disappointing it was to find out, that the huge structure I found was actually a main quest waiting to be done later.
@brigrammer
Oh no.... It is a real term...
I unironically had to look it up, but it does seem to be a serious term to these homunculi.
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Yesterday I found, that even in China, sex researchers do accept concepts as pansexuality.
Just when I thought, I could not be more disgusted by that part of the world, they managed to pull it off.
AstolfoCockVore 
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Kill yourself... But vote (for us) first!
Truly despicable.
ひげ
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@kaia "Flash コンテンツを表示しようとしていますが、Flash プラグインがインストールされていません"
Pronounced: Furasshu kontentsu o hyōji shiyou to shite imasuga, Furasshu puraguin ga insutōru sa rete imasen.
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I promise Attack on Titan won't get too political
10 min later:
If there is one thing I hate more than Marley, it's food that isn't free.
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@LukeAlmighty But retarded gaming journalists were still complaining about a game called Metroid DREAD actually being challenging and putting them under pressure from time to time.
For people who love Story games, they sure don't appreciate gameplay and story integration.
Also, on the note of the EMMIs, Raven Beak was able to absolutely wreck them on his own, that first, badly damaged EMMI that Samus encountered was originally crippled by the Chozo Chad.
For people who love Story games, they sure don't appreciate gameplay and story integration.
Also, on the note of the EMMIs, Raven Beak was able to absolutely wreck them on his own, that first, badly damaged EMMI that Samus encountered was originally crippled by the Chozo Chad.
@ChristiJunior
The funny thing about Metroid dread wasn't even her being overwhelmed by the final boss, but she wasn't able to kill a single EMMI without a single use power source.
She was literally outclassed by everyone until the last minute of the game.
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It's kinda how funny how far from being this invincible Mary Sue girlboss, Echoes of Wisdom Zelda is actually one of the WEAKEST incarnations of the character in recent memory. Most Zeldas since Ocarina of Time have been shown to be very powerful magic casters, and sometimes even wield the Light Arrows, arguably the strongest weapon in all of Hyrule.
Meanwhile, Zelda in EoW never displays innate magic skills, but relies on temporarily borrowed powers from Tri and Link. You might argue she's at least the most physically fit Zelda so far given all the adventuring she does and her jumping ability, but even in that category she's probably not in the same league as OoT Zelda, who became a literal Ninja. EoW Zelda very much relies on her wit and wisdom, not raw power, to come out on top.
I think Nintendo just really likes Underdog heroes, so they took and nerfed Zelda's innate powers for the same reason they made Link barely 5 feet tall in BotW, and depict Mario as a literal midget. Samus and Donkey Kong are physically imposing, but DK has been kidnapped multiple times back during the SNES Donkey Kong Country games, and even Samus was thoroughly humbled by the much stronger Raven Beak in Metroid Dread.
Meanwhile, Zelda in EoW never displays innate magic skills, but relies on temporarily borrowed powers from Tri and Link. You might argue she's at least the most physically fit Zelda so far given all the adventuring she does and her jumping ability, but even in that category she's probably not in the same league as OoT Zelda, who became a literal Ninja. EoW Zelda very much relies on her wit and wisdom, not raw power, to come out on top.
I think Nintendo just really likes Underdog heroes, so they took and nerfed Zelda's innate powers for the same reason they made Link barely 5 feet tall in BotW, and depict Mario as a literal midget. Samus and Donkey Kong are physically imposing, but DK has been kidnapped multiple times back during the SNES Donkey Kong Country games, and even Samus was thoroughly humbled by the much stronger Raven Beak in Metroid Dread.
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I think my misogyny score dropped by 20 points today. 
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@LukeAlmighty He picked Rosalina as his character to achieve Peak Performance.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
