@coded_artist
Have you ever heard of.... The jew, the unnameable?
@Mr_NutterButter
BTW, my favorite modern quantum fact is, that both Vaccines are 100% safe and effective, while also noone ever said, that Vaccine was 100% safe and effective.
@Mr_NutterButter
The biggest conspiracy theory of all time is, that CIA did MK ultra, killed JFK, Tested Siphilis on Black people, but suddenly stopped doing all of shady stiff 10 years ago.
@coded_artist
These people are unironically so retarded, that they cannot understand the 0th level of mysticism. (Being the level, that is so rooted in our physical reality, that we have literally legal terms for it.)
Anonymity is such a huge source of power, that we have entire government agencies trying to deal with it. Because you cannot solve any issue, that isn't clearly defined. Same goes for plausible denyabliity. All the same concept.
@WashedOutGundamPilot
Bro, I am not fucking kidding.
I saw a girl in front of bunch of guys brag about getting the DNA of her BF, because she hoped, she will get the curly hair.
On one hand, one of the most wholesome things I've ever heard. On the other hand, this was the first time I felt the fear of true Yandere wibe
MH lore:
It's important to study and protect nature with it's intricate balance. But, thanks to the power of friendship, we can save the planet.
MH Gameplay:
Kill monsters. Behead Pukei-pukei. Roundhouse kick a Barroth into the concrete. Slam dunk a Deviljho baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Rathalos. Defecate in a Kulu-ya-ku food. Launch Zorah magdalos into the sun. Stir fry Jagras in a wok. Toss Tobi-Kadachi into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Odogaron gas tank. Judo throw Gajau into a wood chipper. Twist Diabolos heads off. Report Vespoid to the IRS. Karate chop Behemoth in half. Curb stomp pregnant Xemp'jiva. Trap Teostra in quicksand. Crush Vaal Hazak in the trash compactor. Liquefy Nergigante in a vat of acid. Eat Lunastra. Dissect Kushala Dora. Exterminate Kirin in the gas chamber. Stomp Noios skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Teostra in the oven. Lobotomize Vespoid. Mandatory abortions for Bazelheuse. Grind Rathian fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Paolumu in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Diabolos with a ray gun. Kick old Gajau down the stairs. Feed Shamos to alligators. Slice Radobaan with a katana
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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