@Bernard
Wow, and I thought, that this kind of dishonest "sause" rethoric came only from the left -_-
@newt
Got laid, and no longer sad.
So, the perfect date?
@tomie
This is worse then "kdo chce psa bít, hůl si vždicky najde".
@tomie
But I would say, that having something is a prerequisite for eating it.
So you must have something to eat it too.
@tomie
I am literally eating something I have right now.
@bruh_momento
Well, magnetism does show, that opposites attract.
This has to be the 2nd most retarded phrase.
Eating your own cake takes the cake of course.
@cowanon
What are you talking about? Lying in bed at 14:00 isn't exactly common.
@teto
I feel really sorry for these guys, to be literally synonymous with trash thanks to some stupid british commedian
But I will have to try it some day.
@john_darksoul
Man....
@john_darksoul
What the fuck do they need to sell you?
Spam is bad. But I REALLY hate, when you get spam from a company, that you ocasionally need to talk to. For instance, Internet provider. I do need to know, when you change prices. But stop sending me fucking offers for your lame uloz.to alternative. I can get the TV shows where ever I want. Especially with the internet, that I am already paying for.
@bebe
Bad girls deserve punishment, but nothing this cruel.
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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