LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

The doctor: Do you still have an Amoxiclav alergy?
Me: I don't know. It's not something I eat for breakfast. Should I schedule an alergy testing?
The doctor: Nah, they don't test for that anyway.

I seriously cannot comprehend the current healthcare system.

@tomie
That's so evil....

Do it again

I have a friend now, who makes my trauma have a fucking imposter syndrome.

I mean.... I didn't think that was supposed to be possible.

@GrungeQueef
He was obviously a cursed demon incapable to survive the essence of life.

@gendercensus
🚩🚩🚩 Groomer collecting data on the potential victims 🚩🚩🚩

Shopping at Tesco is seriously just one long humiliation ritual at this point.

@RatPoster
Bro.....
That's done so perfectly. For a moment, I thought I was going crazy, since the text seemed "referencing a bit too recent things".

The voice was just that good.

@beardalaxy @matrix
Still choosing the middle though.

@beardalaxy @matrix
Well, the middle simulates at least 50% of a behavior that can be replicated with a woman. (dick in butt)

Front on the other hand is a 100% pure gay experience.

@r000t @matrix
There were no signs he was dangerous. He was such a nice silent guy.

@matrix
> Me when I find out, that people talking to me on Fedi are actually friendly instead of actually being feds keeping notes on me.

@xyfdi @matrix
I absolutely disagree. I had way too much of an undercooked chicken from many cooks to know, that the raw taste is really disgusting. I have also had a lot of bland tasteless chicken too. And I honestly am lost at how to draw out the great taste at this point.

Her: I am afraid my grandchild feels quite unloved.

Me: Have you tried hugging him?

Her:

Mom:
At least I never made you feel insecure

Me: You called me yoo irresponsible to water plants for a week

Her: