LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
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In packing, I've found a relic I thought I lost
It went through the washer once, learned that lesson :B
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I want you guys to know that I almost bought an m5 macbook to raffle off for christmas but I found out that in Canada (and the US) you need a license to hold a raffle or lottery and it needs to be overseen by people trained by the government and shit. I literally had it in my cart and I was buying it and we were on VC and one of my friends encouraged me to look into the law. Almost ended up in prison fr
@graf
Bruh, I get the point of that law, but that's ridiculous. 
I don't understand life.
This difficulty curve is fucked.
@gav @ChristiJunior @pinemarten
It's the StarshipTroopers effect all over again. The creators most likely thought, that Hitler is so hated figure, that showing empathy towards him would be the most hilarious part of the movie to begin with.
But you cannot parody a concept, that you never actually connected in your head properly.
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Good news, NVDAchads! If we go down, we're taking the entire postwar world order with us.
@kerosene
Dating advice:
1) Order random chemicals online.
2) While calling your dad, throw a d20 5 times, and read the result to him. (he will love it, I promise)
3) suddenly change your job for no reason.
4) draw mystic symbols onto your walls.
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profit
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@LukeAlmighty One is CIA and the other one is FBI, lucky guy
@kirbius
Hunger. Food is for hunger.
@tomie
Yes, the "Is genocide worth it to save your race? please, discuss" anime.
got offered 2 dinners by 2 separate girls in 1 hour.
I guess life is finally getting better.
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Vůbec nejbláhovější bylo očekávání, že s příchodem počítačů docílíme čistšího světa (aspoň toho virtuálního). Totiž světa, který bude fungovat spolehlivě podle pravidel. Chvíli se to snad dařilo, dokud byly počítače jednoduché stavové mašiny. Jenže to už neplatí. Celý IT obor je jeden velkej bordel, samá fancy webpage a fancy words. Člověku nezbývá než se přizpůsobit a - prasit. Dokonce si užívat toho prasení, to je ideál současnosti. Naučit se si v tom hovnit. Proč tomu rozumět? Proč rozumět všemu bloatwaru, kde jedna závislost vyvolává tři další? Díky AI se teď prasení posunuje na nový level: už se nebude vůbec programovat, ale jen prasit. Přijdou celé zástupy dělníků, kteří budou prasit kódy. Vzniknou celá nová prasicí povolání, která nahradí stará prasicí povolání (kupříkladu SEO). Brave New World.
Why is foodora showing me ads?
I am already ordering food. I do not plan on ordering a food while I wait for a food I ordered. 
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
