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Lawyers:
- best not to answer or ask any unnecessary questions
- apologies are admitting guilt and acknowledging a debt
- seemingly unable to communicate in a normal human language
- offer incredibly lucrative yet misleading bargains
- thanking them is risky

Conclusion: lawyers are faeries

@NatePlastic
This is why I invite anyone from czech republic on a beer. Each oportunity is too rare to pass on.

Btw, that includes anyone near Prague who reads this post. Just try not to glow :ablobcool:

I am satisfied.
Although it isn't the traditional fired onion (I did everything wrong :D), It is a new taste that does add a bit of variety to the borgar.

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Frying some onions to make better borgars.

So far, no luck. It still isn't crunchy. And I'm crying like a little bitch.

@Crankenstein @xianc78 @alex
Simple. Most people understand when they do or do not find something funny. Also these people are usually capable of surviving the blow of seing something they do not find funny.

And then, there is you. lol

@Crankenstein @xianc78 @alex
I am severely autistic. And no, we are not incapable of understanding humor.

I hate that stereotype.

@alex @xianc78 @SneedsterSpeedster
If you want to push the vegan cause, this is the greatest argument I heard so far.

@Crankenstein @xianc78 @alex
Actually, it was intended as a joke that I hoped yould make him happy, but, as a great philosopher Jeffrey E said.

You can't hit them all I guess.

Metroid Dread spoiler 

@LukeAlmighty If you look up rule 34 of Samus you will find pics of her with feathers on her vagina.

I just bought Nintendo switch and first game.

I have to say, I am kind of used to the huge package with nothing but 1 cd, but to get an ENTIRE standard sized package, and find only 1 SD card inside was a new level of underwelming.

If you think vegans care only about animals, think again.
I saw a vegan cutting onion recently. He was so down from it...

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