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I despise the new Hitman games 

For every mission, I get a LONG list of achievements: Good.
These achievements contain all the ways I can complete the mission: Good

This is how it was in Absolution... So far so good. But:
The new game contains such achievements as : Throw an egg on a graffity 4 times, and get an easter egg. Well, here's the problem.

You can set to either show, what the achievements mean, or not. So, if you don't see it, you have no idea how well you understand the mission, since you don't know what achievements are bullshit. And if you see what do they mean.... SPOILERS!!!!

There is no way to enjoy the game's exploration, and completionism at the same time.

That's so fucking stupid.

Hot take 

@beardalaxy
It took me 65 hours, to find out, I can costomize my guns...

damn, this game is intuitive.

@matana
Years of conditioning telling your body, that school is 8-17
Nothing ever happens during these hours.
You just sit, and sleep when you're lucky.

Years later: Oh god, why do I always get this wave of energy right at 5pm?

MGS V spoiler 

@colahpse
That was fucking Hideo Kojima. WTF did he do to get captured?

@colahpse
No idea. But "I have no idea how it will be taken take" doesn't fit CW too well.

Hot take 

The phantom pain base building is killing it's endgame.

NSFW statistics 

@Nirty_Digger
This number varies wildly depending on an animal, but just for an example of how much care would that take:

@Nirty_Digger “Let’s see… they’re doing a bird show at 11, a snake talk starts at 1:30, a hippo feeding at 1:45, and—ooh! Looks like they’ll be jacking off the elephants at 3; can’t miss that!”

@Nirty_Digger >women sees an erection and feels that someone should relieve it
at least knows her role :smug3:

@xpil@fosstodon.org
Not sure about you, but I do agree with the AI completely.

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