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Day 10 - Crabby

This guy always ends up feeling crabby every time the little guys come trying to kill him.

Sorry if the piece is a bit crude, it literally ocurrred to me a couple of hours ago.

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@Dicer Which is totally normal, really. Nothing she’s doing even varies much from the average roastie dating.

That’s why you need to stress test your relationship once you get serious. Plan a road trip and pretend to run out of gas halfway through. Take her on a trip and make it seem like you missed your flight home, etc. You learn a lot about how she’ll react under stress.

A girl that starts getting angry and snappy at you is a hard fail. If she loses her temper at something that small how will she treat a troublesome toddler when nobody’s looking?

@WashedOutGundamPilot
I know there is plenty of wrong with me. I am not funny, and I don't have plenty of random stories I can talk about. I am also awkward.

But when I look around me, I don't see women capable of supporting their husbands. I see bunch of drunks, drug addicts, single moms and "I don't need no man"s.

So, even when I get depressed, I need to think of a screeching harpy that 8/10 women are these days, and I realize, that out of all the options available to me, this is one of the best ones.

Thank you to whomever sent me that varis forum link to shredded weebs with hypercringe anime girl consumption.

This is a gem, absolute dichotomy in one picture. I’ll show this to my grandkids when they ask how terrible the average chick was on the dating market. You can learn it all from one image.

@DW2 15 dollars per hour is a great pay.

Get out of that expensive shithole.
We have a minimum wage of 5 dollars here, and that is way too high.

@ChristiJunior @GrungeQueef
Also, when I say, that I am autistically open to analyying arguments, I seriously mean it.

So, immagine my absolute desperation, when I found, that no matter how much I try to find a correct arguments, the trannie logic never gets even a single point across, that I could call reasonable.

@PinochetsCommieCopter
How fucking hard is it to take care of an animal before you kill it FFS?

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