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"Over the weekend, the city of Pensacola bought these at a 'Buyback' event. Once he demonstrated that they were functional, they paid him $200 a piece. And because of the 'no questions asked' they couldn't charge him with illegally manufacturing to resale. As you can see, they weren't amused" 😂🇺🇲

@Loki I guess "If sex is so good, how come there isn't a sex 2?" is no longer a valid argument.

Obviously I will do neither, but I was still interesded in your opinions.

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One of my friends is threatening me with suicide, and I am at a peont where I am not even sure if I should tell him not to do it, or if I should tell him to make the world a better place before he leaves.

@matrix That sounds like something that a fascist, racist, communist pedophile would say.

@DickForgetsHeRunsServices

You arguments are sound, and the we're not even disputing the merits of those. However, the judges have already thrown the case out on a technicality, and you've just been cancelled. Your bank and utilities will be shut off in 24 hours and you've fired from your job.

In the room behind you you'll find a noose and a pre-written suicide note. You know what to do.

Before being allowed to register onto any platform that allows humans to communicate, you should take a test that you are able to define and use words like pedophilia, racism, communism, socialism, fascism etc

@lain
Because diet fraudsters have insisted for years how we HAVE to eat 3-4 meals a day, at very specific time intervals, no matter what.
Meanwhile, I've been doing "intuitive eating" since forever. If I'm not hungry, I don't give a crap I missed their perfect 1PM dinner time.

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