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That DΔrn Pooka :verified_think:
Canada when a poor, disabled, or elderly person checks in to the doctor's office.
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I have been going to a gym for 2 weeks now, and I don't think women know, their body contains more then one muscule.

I have learned 20 different excersises for gluteus maximus, but I haven't seen them train anything else then their butt.

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Hubby
♥︎~Husbando of the Day~♥︎

Name: Levi Ackerman

#husbandooftheday #hotd
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:duckdance: :faytard:「𝒲𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇」:faytard: :duckdance:
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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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Dire Sock :verified:
Bri*ish moment
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I saw a cute girl today.
I wanted to say something smart to start conversation.
Computers are ruining everything.
She immediatelly says "no they're not" even before I can start my explanation. It's obvious she doesn't care.
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1 hour later, she cannot sell me a product, because a computer doesn't allow it.

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Oh yeah, it definitely felt like they were chasing me as I was trying to get the fuck away from them. I was a liberal back then (by the definition, but fuck "classical liberal" bs the word's dead), I was all in favour of Occupy Wallstreet, the Atheism movement suited me too, and they spread into basically every nerdy thing I had/have an interest in.
Everywhere. Even memes from /x/ like SCP. Fucking everywhere.
They infested the shit I found interest in, then kicked me out of the discussions.
Over, and over, and over again.
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I feel like a fucking cripple right now, struggling to eat my food. (hands are shaking)

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beard ひげ
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New account at @sanek
Guizzy could beat him
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Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:
@BlinkRape @LukeAlmighty @dave historically conspiracy theories (or at least government fuckups expected to relate to a conspiracy) seem to be hidden long enough for truly interested parties to die off, and then people justify continuing to allow the systems that profited from the conspiracy to continue existing because "new management" or whatever and the idea that current leadership is more honest than the old guard 🙄
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ :bc:

Too early, mothertruckers?

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Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:
@dave @LukeAlmighty @BlinkRape has anyone told the FBI? I was looking over some of the court documents associated with one of their attempts to get around FOIA (at least until everyone alive is dead) and they used the phrase "conspiracy theory" like 40 times :laugh_derp:
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@LukeAlmighty @dave >I don't know this particular politician
Let me introduce you
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBu

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Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫:unverified:💀

Man, I love this day. I keep finding funnier and funnier shit. This alone will help me laugh at Apple fanboys for weeks on end. I think I'm gonna save it as a meme, and just send it to any fanboy that tries to kiss Steve Job's desiccated ass.

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So many games I want to finish and ones I want to play in the future, so little time :KonataCry:
And I'm young and single, so I should have all the time in the world, but it's still not enough. Gamers are so oppressed, bros :akkoAngryWhat:
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