LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
What's the dumbest Harry Potter lore part, and why is it the moving stairs?
Headache can fuking make an entire day useless. 
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@LukeAlmighty I see your hot chocolate and I raise you watermelon
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ひげ
@LukeAlmighty first things that come to mind are shrimp and pot stickers
What food is the biggest lottery in quality?
For me, it's hot chocolate.
Doctor mario might be the most insightful look at the modern medicine.
You're sick? We'll just keep throwing random chemicals at you till you heal or till you die.
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STOP DOING THREADS
POSTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SPLIT INTO 25 PARTS
YEARS of POSTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a low character limit
Wanted a low character limit anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “SMS”
“My post got so long that I had to split it into 10 parts. Stay tuned for the 20 part sequel” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Mastodon Users have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the Fediverse and protocols WE built for them:
(This is REAL Posting, done by REAL Mastodon Users)
Why communism will win, a 🧵 (1/255)
Why I should be allowed to index all your posts for profit, a thread (1/X)
The rise and fall of Twitter (283/185,781)
“Hello, I would like a 500 character limit please”
They have played us for absolute fools
sad
My life is so empty, I have actually started to talk with my work colleagues.
:lazer_d::lazer_w::lazer_i::lazer_g::lazer_h::lazer_t: 
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
