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I have cut myself from chocolate... By byting it the wrong way. It wasn't even hard. It was soft chocolate, but it created a vacuum.

HOW???? I am reaching a retard levels, that shouldn't be possible.

Arcane S2 ep 7 spoiler 

Also a dumb way to break your series, when we saw Ekko use the device in S1, before he even invented it.

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Arcane S2 ep 7 spoiler 

Ekko literally gets into the good ending dimension, with no war, wide spread prosperity, no drug cartels, clean air and he has a banger of a GF....

And he goes like: Nah, I love the way the last world sucked.

I say many psychopaths in time travel stories, but this one does actually take the cake.

Just saw a video of an Arcane bar.
You could buy shimmer there...

I am seriously not sure, if I am the retarded one, or if the bar owner has a screw loose, but out of all the immersion options, I don't think, that Meth head is the option, that most people want to get into.

@j @LukeAlmighty Everytime I see a video of a black person in their home I'm listening for the beeps and they are so often there :NotLikeThis:

At least, now I finally know, why all the hair models look like they were rendered in 420p. It's because they actually were.

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Do you remember the piss filter era? Noone called it that back then, because people didn't notice it on time.

Well, 10 years from now, people are going to call this either undersampled or blur era of gaming.

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Riot caught the mind virus years ago. League and the correct version of Ekko basically got radiation poisoning: It's still walking but every cell within is irreparably damaged.

So, at some point in the near future, with *maybe* a month or two of warning, Ekko will go away. Riot will shoot him in the face, throw him in a dumpster, and unpack from a crate, a replacement with everything unique and interesting about him gutted out and removed to appeal to "modern audiences"

And those audiences will consider me to be the irredeemable asshole for mourning the loss of my baby boy

got recommended yet another 'dophamine detox' type of video and the retard there is talking about the downfall of not having extracurricular activities in college heavily implying that ppl are getting dopamine poisoned and becoming NEETs because they chose to spend their free time playing videogames instead of doing some unpaid internship 💀
the thought about college being hard and exhausting as is (plus being a scam) didn't even cross his head
i hate protestant work ethic preachers

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