Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment
I completed a quest and saw another quest mark near me on the map. So, I go there.
Some apartment door. Ok... I open them, and an old hag is inside, laying on the bed.
> "Didn't expect me, did you"
Out of nowhere, without any option a sex scene starts playing.
After the cutscene was done, It says "quest complete."
I got fucking raped in a game... That's new.
Seriously, though.
My mom got some barely noticable cut... 750kč.
I came in with a photo of a crazy haircut, including asking for maintainance instructions.
150kč, and she gave me sample of hair gel for free ![]()
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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