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The sad fact, that now, I am finally rich enough to play Pokemon go, but the game freak is now run by idiots.

I know, that all of you already saw, that Microsoft wants to make an AI, that will spy on everything you do, and learn from it.

But, that rises a question. Why would you want to train an AI on so much porn?

> Fertility does not expire at the age of 20

Why are women so uneducated? I absolutely do not expect them to do an integral on their fertile years and total number of healthy kids, but there still should be a little voice somewhere in the back telling them, that at 39, they cannot have the same total as at 15.

@LukeAlmighty damn Pixar making me wanna fuck those cars

The Porsche has a tramp stamp :meru_meruomegalul:

I still am not sure, if I hate more progresives, or low IQ conservatives.

Most progressives have SOME IDEA of what they do believe. But the ape conservatives just shout one good feeling idea after another with no connection to logic, and just the fact, that they ocasionally his a correct point kinda only devalues the good ideas with their absurd argumentation.

I seriously cannot believe someone was able to make such a briliant joke back in the day.

Obviously, I didn't get it. How could have I :omegalul:

I still cannot believe, just how much do some women overcomplicate laundry.

I was seriously almost afraid of it, based on how much women complain about chores, meanwhile, it is literally the simplest of all chores.

Dump, add gel, wait, take out, wait, throw to the closet.

I used to think a lot, that I had damaged hearing. I even went to a doctor to make sure, but my results were ok...

And only receltly, I learned, that most of our hearing is based on prediction. On our brain just assuming what each noise meant.

Oxigen not included, day 2:
My first death after 38 cycles. I think, I am starting to get some mechanisms, but the main issue is just, that nothing is clear, and I spent way too much time searching for the correct research.

Watching an immigration debate.

> I don't see any imigrants here...
says a brown man in the worst czech I've heard in years.

I tried Oxigen not included yesterday.

I'm not even sure if I liked it. It was seriously meh.

@LukeAlmighty @Thunderwagon i remember an article getting really big several years ago about how beards had tons of poop particles in them and everyone was freaking out telling people to shave their beards off. i just kept saying... wait until they find out about what is on their phones, since so many people like to take 30 minute long shits while they browse instagram.

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