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Me:spent last 26 years of my life thinking about the horrible life I had lived.

Shrinks: Ok... so, how about we spent 2h a week talking about your trauma, so you can start really thinking about it?

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I've let my intrusive thoughts win, and made a responsible financial decision...

Anyone with experience has any idea how bad of a decision this actually was?

some zoomer just had the fucking AUDACITY to "correct" ME about Shadow the Hedgehog lore by going "acktyally, he wasn't raised in a lab on a space colony 🤓☝️" (the discussion was very explicitly about games)

AS IF I NEED ANY MORE REASONS TO HATE THIS POSTIRONY POISONED SORRY SLOP OF A MOVIE

they are also acting SO smug about it by going "ugh, who cares about the original games", like a product they enjoy isn't just a poorly digested version of the art that I enjoyed

"who cares about the original-" well a fuckton of people obviously did, if some executive thought that it would be a good idea to make a movie based on the original! speaking of "nobody cares" and "the superior live action version sells better", how's the Witcher live action going? how's the Star Wars franchise going? Avatar? Capeshit? a fuckton of other slop?

Man, I am so happy, that I'm not black. Not for the usual reasons, but because I cannot imagine the insane embarrassment I would feel, if I had to suffer the Nig month humiliation ritual at work every single year...

Ow... We have ouw spewfal niggie here. We are so pawd of uwu... You managed to not commmit any cwimes this year :ablobcheer2: You're so spewfal....

Both women of fedi!!!
Let me ask you the real question. We all know, that both men and women are coomers with the I can fix him/her characters.

But... Do you have some fictional "real husbando" material?

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