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Kryptonians deserved it for not reaching Lablonnamedadon even with their technologies and gifted biology.

@matana
I am so sorry, but I think I fell in love with localization... :andyburnt:

Squid game Thanos has so much more personality in Czech, because he's saying such random bullshit. We even added a random "skibidi" to his dialogue.

Have you ever used the razor blade properly? (break off a few segments to get a sharp edge)

I went to a psychology seminar for fun. It was called "parents are people too", and at one point, I seriously felt like flipping the table and leave.

> Your parents are doing their best. They have no idea, what line stucks in your head and causes a deep hurt.

Sure.... Because a line "You're going to shoot up the school one day" is such a layered line with many positive interpretations.

Your mama exists in the weird quantum state, where she's both the fattest object in the observable universe, but also everyone is proud of fucking her....

And I cannot get my head around this contradiction.

Game: Roadcraft
This is just bullshit.
The game is about CONSTRUCTION VEHICLES on a rough terrrain. Even if I build a perfectly fine race track, I still guess the fastest vehicle would be capable of going 100kph: That means, I would be driving in a circle for 50h in a perfectly build endgame setup.

Just...... bruh.

> "Animal abandonment is a huge issue"

> Let's force people to chip and register all dogs and cats. It will cost them just a few hundred euros as well as days worth of time. I am sure this will make people less desperate to abandon them.

I seriously hate how retarded the political excuses are getting.

Making more superman movies is pointless not only, because Superman is a boring character, but more importantly, because you can never beat Superman returns anyway.

Takže české vládě několik propadáků nestačilo. Rozhodli se, že řešení jak vyhrát volby je..... gamergate 3. Nebo už je to 4?

I am too lazy to test this, but can you put a stake through Light dragon's head?

I used to believe that all the alchimist recipes were ridiculous...

I mean, what does even "only on full moon, you knock 4 times, then turn, close eyes for 5 seconds, take 8 breaths, repeat phrase 2 times and exit the 3rd door to your left" mean? There is no logic to it...

But then I watched speedrun turorials. Ghosts are real, they are just not supposed to be in the game yet.

I love youtube.

I write a comment responding to a creator. The creator responds to me, I get a notification she LIKED my post....

And it's gone :omegalul:

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