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@matrix for FFXIV the "good part" is literally 2 out of 6 of the expansions and if you don't complete everything on release then the people who said they'd play with you will abandon you

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FUCK IBM THINKPADS FROM NOW ON ALL MY CORRESPONDENCE WILL BE FROM AN IBM SELECTRIC II

@sendpaws HAH I think I have that EXACT Pentax camera too and fucked it up worse opening it, I hate plastic gears and rubber belts REEEEE

Manufacturer: hmm how should we craft these intricate and delicate moving parts for our professional business device?

Engineer with a PhD: how about we use a plastic gear that will break in a few years and require an absurd amount of effort to reach in order to service?

Manufacturer: HOLY SHIT

@Jazzy_Butts I'm gonna be honest my dick already kinda mildly hurts from the abuse I give it so it's pretty much a free bonus

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@Hoss “pronataliast” forces on their way to fuck their wives

@sendpaws they must have nerfed it I can’t get it to marry me :(

Is the solution to male loneliness an iBook G3 Clamshell

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@sendpaws I'M USING LIBREWOLF RIGHT NOW TO SAY "NIGGER" AND "FUCK TRANNIES" AND THEY CAN'T STOP ME

@Jazzy_Butts Argh that reminds me I have like stuff going back 15 years in my "Organize Now" folder, I'LL GET IT DONE THIS MONTH FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!

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