beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

i kinda wanna do a top 100 movies, but there's no way i have 100 movies i'd put on there. maybe 50 is a better idea? even then i might be running on fumes at number 50 lol.

@merchantHelios i could smell bad shit in the smash community after the george floyd shit happened and my disdain with it had been festering up until that point. so i said sayonara and then of course all this grooming shit came out only a few months later. fuck the smash community, most of them are either literal children, child predators, or weak-minded nerds that will do anything to feel superior.

@keisuke hahaha i need to wake up in 8 hours and i'll probably be up for another 4.

@LukeAlmighty i think it's a meme

I am proud to announce:

Mission Control: Not Gay Edition.

It will no longer change your controller icons' colors to the Jewkraine flag's colors if your Switch's language is set to Russian.

This was built with all the latest tools so I'm not sure if it will work with any firmware below 16.0.0.

https://files.safe.waifuhunter.club/QPPCmcNcZ0TUGAih.zip

@xenmen I only did it for this one because I edited the source

Building stuff from source is such a ball ache. They'll tell you what commands you need to build but only like half of the reqs, if that.

@berkberkman it looks like it would be pretty easy to remove, just set the variable of the language detection to something beyond how many languages the switch actually has. that way the code will never activate to change the joycon colors.

of course you'd have to build it yourself afterward instead of just downloading the release.

@Jazzy_Butts stop drinking soda

why are so many homebrewers and mod/emulation devs turbo faggots?

this nifty software lets you connect 3rd party bluetooth controllers to the nintendo switch, which is awesome. a great feat in coding and super useful!

BUT IF YOU'RE RUSSIAN, it changes your controllers to yellow and blue because "glory to ukraine."

https://github.com/ndeadly/MissionControl/commit/bb805477f66dbe8cee74b48b41555a9cb115f078#diff-50f122326108a8eeedeb95280398b6bc77f15631b00391b789e7b9c9f1f9fc3e

this reminds me of when call of duty warzone would tell you that black lives mattered every time you started a match. when you beat that shit into someone it stops being a nice little gesture and starts becoming annoying as shit and people begin to resent it.

@xianc78 @rasterman @ChristiJunior I mean, I wouldn't say that F-zero is a vastly superior game to trackmania and that anyone who likes the latter will probably like the former even more, and those games are a lot closer in genre than zelda and Ys. They share similarities, but ultimately you'll have tons of people who prefer one style of gameplay over the other or even just like them for different reasons.

I think the games zelda is most comparable to outside of the action adventure genre are like, 3d platformers that feature combat. Even then though, those games are all level based instead of having a big, dynamic world for the player to explore pretty much freely.

@rasterman @ChristiJunior yeah you don't have to mod the shit out of it or anything. Just some nice QoL features that bring the game to a bit more of a modern standard.

@rasterman @ChristiJunior @xianc78 zelda 1 was good for its time. You kind of need the manual or a Nintendo power guide to play it though lmao.

You need an ID to go to pornhub here now lmao

I don't think lawmakers realize that you can just look up porn videos on bing, or that most people these days probably get their porn on reddit/discord/twitter. Pornhub needing an ID is not gonna change dick for kids accessing nsfw. The only thing that can change that is the parents, who would rather have daddy government do it for them (inefficiently).

@feld this just reminded me that a zombie game called h1z1 came out like right after the h1n1 incident lmao, can you imagine someone making a "coZid-19" game? XD