beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

I wish my life were like a fucking vcr so I could just sit back, rewind, and tape over the bad parts.

Panucci's Pizza anyone?

@anonicus it's an Isabelle copy pasta

I'm afraid of Americans
https://youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo

@maniacbox clip it and ship it boys

@matrix so it's even worse than we thought damn

@smugumin >mlp mousepad

@xianc78 @djsumdog I mean, if the chances of dying in a plane crash are going up either way I'm a little hesitant to hop in one lol, psy op or not

@larsfrommars@toot.garden it's funny to joke about but this is probably an actual thing. Like, "I did all the steps I was supposed to do and I don't have the money I was promised." the American Dream is dead but we were still promised it anyway.

@Thanh_Le she's hot but she's probably a fed

@BlinkRape because they aren't eating anyone

@anonicus I wanna fuck the dog from animal crossing so bad

@Mr_NutterButter @Bad_Banner me too lol but I already bought a massive fucking nagatoro statue so I can't buy anything until August xD