beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@LukeAlmighty go until you collapse so you know your true limit

bill clinton kid

@SpurgAnon that's like eating both the twix at the same time

@sjw worth it for the jenussy

@WashedOutGundamPilot "we didn't do that in my day" yeah because you're lame and gay

@Dechi I wanna pick her up and cuddle

@Idkmem putting the EGGS in SEGGS

@tyler @justnormalkorean what if... What if.... It's gay to bang both.

@Terry >making the woman do the hard work

I told my roommates I would turn in the checks for rent today. But how am I supposed to turn them in IF THEY DIDN'T BRING THEM BACK TO THE HOUSE

@Mr_NutterButter losenges and honey/lemon tea will keep your voice pristine. Also try not to whisper, it's better to not talk at all.