beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@SpoopTheSpoopster not until we get to Joi levels of AI girlfriend

One of these days, JerryRigEverything is going to find out that he is not, in fact, invincible. I'm surprised he hasn't lost a finger yet with how often he cuts toward himself. I wouldn't be surprised if he finds out he got lung cancer from breathing in battery smoke.
https://youtu.be/8uS90jakOuw

@leespringfield1903 >unprecedented low
We found the rare low IQ jew

@sun anyone with eyeballs and ears would know this immediately lol

@pettanko @Suzu @mischievoustomato I usually just copy and paste individual letters from other sources to make words when I can't use my keyboard

@dictatordave people can't accept that the majority of the time, the most simple answer is the correct one.

I had a dream last night that my dad was trying to get me to take pills for epilepsy again and get me to remove my tattoos

@tomie @LukeAlmighty I can understand being mad if people talk while chewing, but if you've got no food in your mouth, a time where everyone is in the same place is the perfect time to socialize.

How long can food in the freezer and fridge stay cold without power?
Give it up for hour nine

Power went out. You know what time it is.

@MoeBritannica if you kill yourself over csgo knives you probably deserved it

@vitalis butt of your rifle too

@Mr_NutterButter are they counting likes as extra entries? I wish that was the case for the raffle I joined a while ago for a meru pc case. I had the most liked reply