beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@sapphire really? Other than strays, I have a pretty good success rate. The only two I know that haven't, one is kind of retarded and the other is like schizo paranoid about everything but likes licking your toes (basically a fedi user).

It went well :)

@lain @creamqueen it looks kind of dumb imo, it's got that millennial soy writing

@creamqueen it's on a bunch of platforms, it's like a 3 hour long experience that's more of an interactive movie like TWD but the plot sucks and a lot of the interaction is secondary so you don't actually have to do anything most of the time.

It's an "indie" game that came out of nowhere, nobody played it, but all these journalists are giving it 10/10 ratings and shit. Turns out it is backed by Larry Ellison money, through his daughter, who is one of the richest people in the world.

are modifiers in video games not just exactly the same thing as cheat codes were in older ones?
people are freaking out about their gamer cred being flushed down the toilet because you can make a game easier, but you were always able to do that.
imagine saying "man gta san adreas sucks and is so woke because you can just spawn in a tank whenever you want!"

PAID IN PERPETUITY
you know how EXPENSIVE that shit is?
further proof that this game is completely astroturfed, in case anybody was still on the fence

@magicalthinking i agree
but i would rather not share anything like this that isn't verifiably true because it makes everything that is true seem less impactful

@magicalthinking ehhh i jumped the gun apparently it's fake

first show of the new season today, wish me luck boys

@WhitestTemplar @LukeAlmighty @histoire3 no idea lol I haven't ever taken a test because I don't care that much lol

Why is there a line outside of the liquor store before it opens?
People have camping chairs and shit.
Is this a normal thing?
I feel bad for them.

@WhitestTemplar @LukeAlmighty @histoire3 no i'm just a wacky dude

@histoire3 @WhitestTemplar @LukeAlmighty i hope there is room for a non autist who is autist adjacent in your reich

@LukeAlmighty man i read this as "do you want children" at first glance
fuck my chud life

The three Hs of man:

Hungry
Horny
Hitler

estelle ellis, the original voice of krystal, the absolute goat