beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

I saw a girl with her boyfriend who had Kirby earrings. Told her I liked them and she said she got them at a convention. Then I was like "man I'm waiting for a new game!"

They both look at me with dead stares and her boyfriend goes "what game?"

"Uhh, a new Kirby game."

Her: "Is one coming out?"

"No I'm just hoping there is a new one soon."

Him: "Well didn't the Nintendo Live (?) already happen?"

"There was one a few months ago but you know, we can keep our fingers crossed for the next one."

Then they both fell silent and just walked away. What the fuck? Did I talk to some AI model from 2018?

@kitro normal

polyphia hate is so forced

@Nimbius666 low poop drive is definitely one of my bigger problems

One day robot loli catgirls will be real and I hope I live to see that day

i love sh2 and haven't played max payne (yet) but this is hilarious

@lichelordgodfrey origin story of flat stanley's girlfriend, flat face felicity

@LukeAlmighty my dad pays for the family plan and we have a collective 4tb it's almost retarded

sharing this to spread awareness for one of the goats

Some niggas never read about the sneetches

@colahpse it just barely happened and I'm surprised there isn't as many people talking about it

@ZRDR_DelRio i'll think of cute lolis the whole time to calm down

W

@xianc78 does threads federate with the wider fediverse or is it more like a bluesky thing where you can spin up your own bluesky instance but they can only ever talk to each other?

okay yup definitely fixing that tooth at the soonest possible time, it's actually really bad now. probably need a root canal. rip.

@xianc78 I... Don't know. Maybe they are using the technology but are just a walled garden? There's no point to it then.

I'm not surprised, everyone taking the moniker of "gooner" is a plague on the lolibros.

In a thread by lolicons against toddlercon.
Some niggas need help.