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@NotAWeeb i'm having trouble parsing this. does his gun barrel transform into a microphone....?

@Wormwood instead he ends up lookin like kind of a loon for mentioning antifa and shit lol.

@Wormwood yeah he should have stopped talking to them as soon as they said "you're not in trouble."

reminder to NEVER talk to the police or FBI, not even this much. Just shut the door

@fatepony elon is so close to being the most based man in the universe but falls just short every time.

i forgot about kittew. easy to forget when they don't have an account anywhere i visit (fedi and newgrounds).

my brand new mouse that i bought only a few months ago....

yeah, the left mouse button is double clicking now. fuck.

@zemichi I don't like star wars much in general, but I like the prequels a lot more than the original trilogy. Better music, better action. General Greivous is fucking cool too.

@xianc78 I think the opposite, actually. Nobody is buying this shit.

@applejack mmmmm, not quite. Maybe the term I'm looking for is like, mental scarring.

@Kyonko802 but she straight up told laplus she was, I thought xD

tabletop simulation 

@icedquinn the simple solution is that actions will have consequences. They can get a little bit more XP and loot by slaughtering a town, but it won't go without notice. Traders weren't at their usual spots, guards didn't report back, and merchants passing through saw all the carnage. Who could have possibly done this? The courts are familiar with what orc attacks are like, and this isn't the same thing. Maybe, just maybe, it's the group walking around with higher magic capability and skill than most others.

My last group knocked a guy out, stole his shoes and gold, then fought against the guards who were called on them and failed (they were only level 1). On their way to jail, the caravan was attacked by goblins and the guards went down. The party managed to break out of their binds and defeat the goblin, then they stole the carriage. Eventually, after collecting enough evidence, the law caught up to them. The courts have access to Zone of Truth, so they ended up with hefty fines.

@deprecated_ii I hate gloss so much. I took a scour pad to my Wii U to get rid of it.

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