beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

bruh nintendo just dropped a switch 2 update for mario kart 8 dx and they added EIGHT PLAYER SPLIT SCREEN

2D fantasy, but I disagree
SHE'S REAL TO ME

combat in a racing game? crazy!

I saw a girl with her boyfriend who had Kirby earrings. Told her I liked them and she said she got them at a convention. Then I was like "man I'm waiting for a new game!"

They both look at me with dead stares and her boyfriend goes "what game?"

"Uhh, a new Kirby game."

Her: "Is one coming out?"

"No I'm just hoping there is a new one soon."

Him: "Well didn't the Nintendo Live (?) already happen?"

"There was one a few months ago but you know, we can keep our fingers crossed for the next one."

Then they both fell silent and just walked away. What the fuck? Did I talk to some AI model from 2018?

polyphia hate is so forced

One day robot loli catgirls will be real and I hope I live to see that day

i love sh2 and haven't played max payne (yet) but this is hilarious

sharing this to spread awareness for one of the goats

Some niggas never read about the sneetches

W

okay yup definitely fixing that tooth at the soonest possible time, it's actually really bad now. probably need a root canal. rip.