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why the fuck would any woman choose a bear, bears are literally gay

@LukeAlmighty unfortunately many people are that retarded, and then they congregate into "Concerned Parents Against Shit" groups and try to ban videogames or harass actors who dared to play the role of a baddie in a movie

@LukeAlmighty I just hate seeing absolutely bottom-tier criticism of this move on my TL over and over
take that popular post "hurr durr, why did she remember a rando and not her husband", like bro, first of all survivors of a tragedy tend to remember the tragedy pretty vividly; and second she was specifically called and asked to remember wtf has happened to a gem she received from Mr. Psychopath as a gift, nobody there gave a shit about her lifetime husband

@LukeAlmighty although tbh I don't remember whether that entire sequence was before or after that moment, I have also watched this movie a long time ago :blobthinkingdown:

@LukeAlmighty I get your point, and maybe if he was alone he could just get splattered across that door or w/e but the worst case scenario was that the plank couldn't hold his weight even if he was alone anyway
but yeah, due to that entire "got handcuffed and left to die" there's no possible scenario of him getting into water alone, he would've drowned by that point

@LukeAlmighty no she didn't, and in fact, this thing right here is what allowed Jack to live for a bit longer when Rose literally risked her life to save his when he was handcuffed by Mr. "totally not an abusive psychopath" to a pipe and left to die
and buoyancy is still a thing, even if there's enough space this doesn't mean that the thing could hold enough weight

@LukeAlmighty I just think it's boring and I am not a fan of DiCaprio's and "a typical Hollywood lady who keeps her mouth open for 80% of screentime" acting, but seething about things like "that piece of wood was enough for two" just reads as "I am a retard who doesn't know about buoyancy"

men unironically shitting on Titanic for wrong reasons is just exhibit #18474 of media literacy being at the lowest point in history, because at least when the majority of ppl couldn't read they also couldn't write with pride about being illiterate

@Mr_NutterButter i.e. the most dangerous kind of boss with a pitfall of "we've been friends for so long :)" prepared in advance
like, cool if he's not an asshole, but the tale of an old family friend backstabbing you is as old as time

@Mr_NutterButter this post is ought to age like a fine wine when you'll have to send out your CVs or lose your mind in a "we're all family here :)" wagie hell like the rest of us mortals

@LukeAlmighty @picandor if girl scouts are a registered big organisation supporting all current big org trends, then they're a subject to rules and regulations allowing at least some pushback against corpos and allowing people not to get poisoned by unpaid child labor cookies
you forget that every time a journo tries to appeal to your feelings through "a poow wittwe giwl was UNJUSTLY punished by Evil Cops 😢 " the journo lies

@LukeAlmighty @picandor you guys comparing the girl scouts to "old man fixing your shit" like girl scouts aren't an organisation making money through unpaid child labor

@LukeAlmighty "one game" is not because Soyny is willing, but because it is unable
two very different things

@LukeAlmighty then don't waste anyone's time when you know the answer already 💅

@LukeAlmighty it's not "incapable of assessing", it's "desensitized due to prolonged and continuous exposure"

@beardalaxy the weeds aren't really a problem in horizons, the flowers don't die either, and I never even had a villager pack their bags and go
so I'd suggest you try to return and chill anyway if you want

@beardalaxy I visit it every birthday at least, and sometimes when I just feel like it

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