tomie @tomie@gameliberty.club
♡ i identify as an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension ♡
♡ normally I don't fedpost, but in case I ever do: it's all fiction in the genre of satire and has nothing in common with tangible reality ♡
Joined Dec 2023
@matrix back of course, because he's fucking two men
@Hephaestic @beardalaxy @Mr_NutterButter and then moids act surprised and offended when I advocate to strip them of all their rights permanently and irrevocably, retorting to the old cope about "unreasonable" women
they say they're blocking porn but mukbang videos still have millions of views and unrestricted access
@beardalaxy this has the artistic value of a roadkill, disgusting and repulsing, but also so forgettable that it will thankfully leave your mind next turn
@LukeAlmighty cars are bottomless pits you're supposed to throw money in
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I just realized that in less than two months, it will be Undertale's 10th anniversary, so allow me to remind you that Toby Fox is a talentless fucking hack that does not deserve a fraction of the fame and fortune he received from his meme game.
Seriously, name one other person who went viral on their first try (Undertale was his first video game outside of ROM hacks) while using a program that many of us messed with back in elementary school or middle school.
Not only that but he got to Japan, take over Sakurai's Famistu column, and have his sequel be featured in the Nintendo Switch 2's trailer. I find this all ironic because Toby Fox was previously a ROM hacker, which is usually a big no-no in Nintendo's eyes, but they let this all slide.
And what is special about Undertale, really? The pacifist mechanics? Many JRPGs had pacifist mechanics since the original Phantasy Star. The quirky and memorable characters? I can name a thousand games with just as many "quirky and memorable" characters if not more.
No, the only reason why it ever got popular was because of his friends on the Starmen forums along with Earthbound's popularity becoming mainstream thanks to it being released on the Wii U VC around the same time. If it weren't for that, I highly doubt it would have ever gotten insanely popular.
westerners larping as asians: "omg, asian cultures are so different, you're commiting a xenophobia if you call a chinese catgirl costume 'a neko'"
actual asians: *don't even regard different asian nations as actual people*
I announce that humankind again did not gain any collective knowledge and itch has literally no reason to exist now
@Hephaestic @beardalaxy @Dude shutting singular "they" down is never playing into their hands and is always the correct choice
@beardalaxy well, Zelda isn't a redhead like in the OG version, but I suppose nothing some dye can't fix here
> "omg, superman can't be hurt, that makes him boring!"
the trailer: shows superman hurt
> "omg, superman is hurt, hurting superman is emasculating!11"
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the last thing the target audience wants to see (and what's most important, I don't want to see) in magical girls genre is the unholy trio of burps, farts, and gross behavior
so-called grown ups are still throwing tantrums over periods being hinted at in Turning Red, but have no problem forcing this shit that's meant for boys to laugh at (because boys are stupid) literally everywhere
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Florine of Burgundy was a princess who at age 14 joined her husband to fight in the first crusade. She fought alongside him until they were ambushed and killed on the battlefield by the Turks in Cappadocia, Anatolia in 1097.
@matrix not much harder than sake, so if you liked it, you might like soju as well
♡ i identify as an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension ♡
♡ normally I don't fedpost, but in case I ever do: it's all fiction in the genre of satire and has nothing in common with tangible reality ♡
Joined Dec 2023
