🎄tomie🎄 @tomie@gameliberty.club

>"today is going to be a nice day full of doing stuff"
>vertigo

you can really only "choose" hijab the same way a cashier "chooses" to empty the cash register when threatened with a gun

ok but that new Zelda where you finally play as Zelda looks super fun

speaking of, this was 200% uncomfortable and literally hurt for a split second, 0/10 would not recommend

accidentally took off my shirt in a masculine way - gaiz, i must be totally transmasc or genderfluid uwu
yeah this is satire but that's how literally thousands of people think completely unironically, clown world

one of more evil aspects of the cyberpunk we currently live in is total encouragement of monetizing literally everything: monetize your hobby, monetize your cooking, monetize your eating, monetize yourself being annoying and pissing people off, monetize your children and cats! you don't monetize? - well you're just being unproductive and wasting time then :/
surely you're able to remember one or two internet personas who are literally killing themselves for clout and money

this "6.5 woman who cooks" meme has all the vibes of when m*n are posting "look at this all natural no makeup BEAUTY, that's what men want!" and there's $2000 of makeup and a nosejob

first of all, it should be made illegal to use Holding Out For a Hero in movies: I don't care how great this song is, you won't outperform Shrek 2, don't even try
all non-n*ntendo licensed music in this movie was cringeworthy
second, they just had to go and yassify Peach 💀 come on, she's a princess! even if she's an action girl (that is trve), she has class, and she is polite, and she is cute and charming: none of that can be applied to the movie!Peach
maybe if I was five, this would've been literally The Best Movie Ever, at least I remember wanting to see a Mario cartoon or a movie like this
if gen alpha kids liked (or even saw) this movie, I am glad for them, there has been a severe shortage of heartfelt cartoons with big budget

>"but Yasuke was real--"
i don't care
not after they made Anne Boleyn black, not after they made Cleopatra black because someone's grandmother said so
you can't exactly fight government-sponsored misinformation with the truth, so for all intents and purposes Yasuke was either the whitest samurai the world has ever seen with pearly white skin; or he was 300% Japanese (pearly white skin optional)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3gABQ1cWhM

the best part is that Chloe is nowhere in sight, so either they broke up (which will make Chloe simps pissed) or the best ending is canon (which will make Chloe simps pissed!)

>Life is Strange gets a direct sequel
this is going to be a glorious trainwreck! Max already looks meth addicted

people are giving JRPGs a ton of grief for supposedly taking a long time to complete, but giving how much time people waste in soulless MOBAs or looter shooters they could complete several huge JRPGs and enjoy the stories, unlike

>Final Fantasy series became TOO ANIME since--
bro I regret to inform you, your precious Final Fantasy VI or whatever also was literally anime

a four mouth payment plan to buy a videogame 💀

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-playstation-store-appears-to-have-introduced-payment-plans-for-some-users/1100-6524041/

did they just make Shadow the Hedgehog grow venom wings? what the fuck

bruh they're selling sheet masks with pokemon 💀 i hate capitalism
do they really think that pokemon fanbase would use something like sheet masks