🐺Wolf Bro🐾 @wolfbro@gameliberty.club

@matana @LukeAlmighty i used to live in an apartment that faced the adhaan speaker, objectively worse.

@matana there's a camp here that wakes up the campers with a fucking tornado siren at 5:30am because apparently alarms are too fucking pedestrian. They are also the shittiest clients we have.

@beardalaxy I have that high strength ultra low dexterity which is utterly terrifying in most situations, however I can type over 100 wpm and read raw radar maps so there's that

@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty "Do you want to explain your computer wallpaper?" "Do you want to explain why I've met several women your wife's age but never your wife?"

@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty I did tech stuff for a campground compound, which yes, usually means telling people that, yep, power outage means that internet is also down.

It's a universal rule that every IT person has encountered one problem where the only reasonable reaction is just looking at the error like "interesting, I didn't know that was possible" and then looking for ways to bury it so nobody notices.

@beardalaxy +15 STR but -5 DEX because we can't have people getting cocky

@LukeAlmighty I spent an entire shift dicking around on cool weather maps, only one thing happened and it was literally just Sharon from accounting forgetting her monitor has an "off" button she pushed.

@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty "oh fuck someone should get on that......

Oh fuck that's MY JOB!"

>is horny for fictional boys
>you must be a pedophile!
Bruh

@xianc78 monkeypox is surprisingly difficult to get according to the doctors I've talked to. Unless you're handling sick rodents (why TF would you be?) you're probably fine

@pal576 うめぇみたいなァァァ

@fugger I just like cute anime boys, not actual kids

They hated him because he told the truth

@matana the thumbnail is extremely cursed

@xyfdi ah (breathes in) home again

If ever you feel stupid, just remember there are people who think drawings are the same as actual pedophilia.

Bro bonding is fun and cool