Aldo @Aldo2@gameliberty.club

@matana @UglybastardIRL I do chuckle when people say how they'd easily just swing a child around, or whatever.

Like, motherfucker, you probably couldn't even lift up a 10kg dumbell. What makes you think you'd be able to lift up a kid xD ?

At the very least, one should be fit enough to have sex.

@UglybastardIRL I dunno, maybe try going for a walk instead of gooning for hours?

I mean, don't want to rip your dick off, and all that.

Plus, you'll work out more of your body than just one forearm...

@UglybastardIRL do you count masturbation as cardio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnLbvrZ6vyU

"It sounds so simple."

"It is simple, that's why they won't see it coming..."

@matrix

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Guess I'm a Gypsy Nigger then :/

@matrix so the Coomer/Gooner is just the centrist sitting in the middle of the bus, covered in cum and pee?

@psychopath

@Rakka fair enough. Don't like coming home with my clothes covered in sewage tho :/

@Rakka I'm older than you, mate....By, like, 7 years...

@Rakka ah, I see.

Unfortunately I am not well-versed in extremely niche poorly animated 15 second Youtube videos :/

@Rakka Doritos? Or the sauce?

Cool ranch doritos are nice.

@alyx no "none of the above" option?

@beardalaxy there's another version of this I can write up, but I don't want to start a "hell-thread"...