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Yeah... nothing makes me more social then the total dread of what's happening around me.
I also love trying to read the drink names and prices on a wall written dark red on black and in shadow. Well, and I definitely want to keep spending, when I fall asleep after 2nd beer.

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Why is it so fucking hard to light up a bar properly? Are you so insanely poor, that the electrical bill for light is too much to handle?

@tomie
Seriously. Yeah... Just treat half of the population like trash. Cause them life long issues, and then woder, where the fuck does this magical "toxic masculinity" come from.

@Mitsu
French: Replaced by Arabs
British: Replaced by Pakeets and Arabs

I think the French and Britosm might finally find a common ground :ablobmeltsoblove:

@matrix
I cannot wait for the insane wave of brestfeeding moms attacking Microsoft for sexualizing a completely natural process.

@tomie
I expected, that the concept of being kind to people would be too much for you to handle.

One day, you will get it.

I love the fact, that there is a channel called EFAP highlights, that uploads just the best parts... that are around 45 minutes long.

You know... the HIGHLIGHTS :omegalul:

Do you ever hear a line so insane, that you just want to call a therapist , and schedule a meeting between immediately and now? 

> Girls are afraid to compliment guys, because it could be percieved as flirting... but they want to be kind and compliment guys... trust me bro

Bruh, I get on average a compliment once per 5 years. How the fuck am I supposed to NOT see that as a unique event, when it literally is that unique? At this point, when a woman looks me in the eyes, I count that as her being extremely nice.

If you want to be nice, then be nice. People will notice, when the behavior is common. You are creating this issue on purpose, aren't you?

@kf01
Didn't watch the movie, and I kinda don't want to look up that particular scene. But I heard it from enough people who I trust have seen the movie already.

Joker 2 is a movie literally about how rape correction actually works.

I am not sure if I like the idea though.

@eemmaa >Um, I see you once posted anime tiddy so therefore all critique of socially cancerous sexual degeneracy raping out civilization's asshole is void

私たちは社会に生きています

The Astolfo shit is pretty gay tho.

Thinking about the conversations I had in the last few days make me wonder, just how much time does FBI have to spend on "recognising autism" trainings. That shit has to make up half of their entire manual :omegalul:

@beardalaxy Not to mention, that ethernal life of hapyness sounds like a better argument for suicide anyway, but details :D

@beardalaxy More importantly, it shouldn't take a genius to figure out, that without God, it's either this, or nothing. And I will enjoy plenty of nothing eventually anyway, so I can try the rest of this too.

@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired
I will never let go of evangelists literally pointing on a tree, saying, that it is a proof of God :omegalul:

@BlinkRape
The great wall is on average 4-5m wide, so it doesn't take much thinking to realize, that it most likely cannot be seen from space.

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