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@tomie
Just called my father. He was really proud to see, that I surpassed him in this challenging task.

No therapist is ever going to beat hearing that truly happy voice.

If I come to the fast food, and ask "what is the least healthy option you have"... The last thing I want to hear is "everything's healthy :ayaya: "

BITCH!!! This is McDonalds. Not even your salad is healthy. And I am not asking to get to the one healthy option through the process of elimination. Ijust want to feel like a pig, and you are too dense to understand this concept. Do you even have a spart of individual thought in that empty husk you carry everywhere?

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Fuck minimum wage.
Most "employees" aren't worth the exygen.

@Jens_Rasmussen
> "send this e-mail to 5 other people, or you get 10 years of bad luck"

When you realize, that your entire life is fuckied, only because your mother used to send you e-mail curses every single week, and now, you have mere 1286 years of bad luck left.

@Frank
My last nightmare was me cleaning my room. That dream took hours, and I woke up, when I was 90% done. :pepeDread:

I didn't even get the satisfaction of completing it.

A complete waste of time.
V Rising (The actual game of the year) was not nominated even once, and Stellar blade only once.

Meanwhile, astro bot got nominated a grand total of Sony times for some fucking reason.

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@beardalaxy
I literally never heard of any of them.
These polls are so retarded,

@beardalaxy
I know...
The rules are so simple, even a kid can learn them. But boomers are just always one level below that.

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