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@tomie
You gotta explain the concept of "more then 0" to boomers somehow 🤣

@tomie
When it comes to beginners cardio, from my experience you seriously cannot beat cardio.

I find Art very addictive lately. Even more addictive then gaming.

But, it is seriously one hell of an acquired taste. And if that wasn't enough, it costs SO MUCH!!!

> Telltale Batman is the peak..... (spoiler is obvious) 

Literally the first thing you find out is, that the Wayne parents were both mafians, and that Alfred knew.

Bruh... One of the main points of Batman is, that he was raised well. Same with Superman, Spiderman... And it is no coincidence, that these 3 are the most important superheroes on the market.

Because, the message of good parenting being the base of a good people is the most important story you can tell.

Fucking subversion as always.

When you tell me, I have to choose between Mandalorian and Grogu or Devil wears prada 2....

I hate to say it, but the Devil wears Prada 2 sounds low key interesting :smug:

@LukeAlmighty man i read this as "do you want children" at first glance
fuck my chud life

@WhitestTemplar
I had a debate with many local nazis about the fact, that I am a drag on society for being autistic.

Sorry, but I am truly wanted by neither side. But thanks for trying.

@WhitestTemplar
There is nothing normal about me, but still, I do not fit any of the "disadvantaged" groups somehow, so by some insane chance, I still get nothing from living in woke distopia.

“Do you want chicken or salmon for dinner?”

“Uhh… Let’s do chicken.”

“Ok… Well I already have the salmon in the oven.”

I just really really really don't want to live under a totalitarian dictatorship.

All my leftie bros: I cannot believe I am friends with a right wing extremist...

> She told me she doesn't want to eat.

> So, I ordered an extra big portion for myself...

She didn't take anything from my plate -_- All those years of academic training backfired again.

Cosplaying Batman ironically enough really makes you feel like batman, because you are stuck in the endless cycle of prototyping before you can go into the night....

@ChristiJunior
Sure, but you know you are for segregation.

My point was, that 2 perfectly great things can still cause problems when mixed.

(although, I love that combo)

@ChristiJunior
The same kind of person, who would look at you with disgust for putting sweet and soft pinaple on a pizza.

Toalet humor (sadly, inspired by real life) 

Diaria: bad
Clogged toalet: Bad

But when you get both at the same time, it makes for the most breathtaking roulette of your life...

Asmongold is such a sweet midwhit 😍

I love him, but man... use the brain from time to time FFS!!!

@histoire3 @ColonialCoc
Yeah, sometimes they really do be unironically that retard.

You knew they existed. And you knew that some of them did get a job.

Kinda happy for him for not being a tax leach. But still, for these people there is not a single thing he could do with his life that would not cause some damage. This way, it's "just" the games.

@LukeAlmighty I am, but it would require me to look at a clothes website, or perhaps even worse, go shopping.
And I am not ready.

It’s time for you to look inward and start asking the big questions:

Am I finally rich enough to throw all of my socks away, and replace them with 20 pairs of the same type?

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