LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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When Nvidia drivers crashed in Vista, people blamed Microsoft.
When Nvidia drivers crash in Linux, people blame Nvidia.
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Twitter is harassing and doxxing an artist because he sexted with a 16 year old and said nigga once.
By doing that they found out its a dude who was sexting another one 
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Lawyers:
- best not to answer or ask any unnecessary questions
- apologies are admitting guilt and acknowledging a debt
- seemingly unable to communicate in a normal human language
- offer incredibly lucrative yet misleading bargains
- thanking them is risky
Conclusion: lawyers are faeries
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Another whistleblower! #NoAgendaBannedCamp
I am satisfied.
Although it isn't the traditional fired onion (I did everything wrong :D), It is a new taste that does add a bit of variety to the borgar.
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Frying some onions to make better borgars.
So far, no luck. It still isn't crunchy. And I'm crying like a little bitch.
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Metroid Dread spoiler
@LukeAlmighty If you look up rule 34 of Samus you will find pics of her with feathers on her vagina.
I just bought Nintendo switch and first game.
I have to say, I am kind of used to the huge package with nothing but 1 cd, but to get an ENTIRE standard sized package, and find only 1 SD card inside was a new level of underwelming.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
