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Blue origin just spent millions of dollars to prove, that women can also be used as a cargo.

Post no woman will ever understand 

I cannot believe, that modern toalets are still not designed to allow you to shit while you have an erection. Where's the accessibility, when it comes to men needs?

If you take a look at the Witcher 3, it is obvious, that they were going in that direction of linear gameplay loop already, but in that case, most missions still came with a breathtaking and memorable story.

In Cyberpunk, it is just: V, I want you to retrieve the Cuberberterer from this gang. Details in the mail.

Objective: Recieve the thingie
Objective [optional] Do not mass murder all of them.

Wow....... The 12th time in a row was really special.

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The saddest part of Cyberpunk 2077 

is that it is not an RPG. They built the amazingly breathtaking world with the most breathtaking GPU melting graphics only to make it into a looter shooter.

When did the dude turn 80?

Admn, the daily wire isn't treating him too well...

You guys like reheated memes from other platforms.
I liked the insightful threads from before 2017.

We are not the same.
Alyssa Mercante's cope and seethe session about the failure of sheboon simulator South of Midnight literally had me doing the Frank Hassle Joker laugh - this dumb bitch literally goes "this game is ART, you can't criticize art for not being fun!", and she deadass cites game journos in general and Kotaku in particular to "prove" that the game is good - in a video supposedly addressed to the Chuds! :laughingatyou:

Whenever I hear physicists or influences talk about the concept of "entropy", I feel like they are just pulling my leg, or they are just retards who are following ghosts (just as with return to mean)

I saw a dubbed trailer for new Star Wars series at Comic con. I cannot find it now, but I almost died of stupid.

> Byla jsem nejvyšší vykonávačka hraběte Dooku.

Me: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? :ayaya:

So, I think..... Vykonat -> execute....... I was the main executor.
Instead of popravčí, they literally took the 2nd meaning of the word and just run with it for no fucking reason :omegalul:

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