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When Nvidia drivers crashed in Vista, people blamed Microsoft.
When Nvidia drivers crash in Linux, people blame Nvidia.

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Twitter is harassing and doxxing an artist because he sexted with a 16 year old and said nigga once.
By doing that they found out its a dude who was sexting another one :gay:

Lawyers:
- best not to answer or ask any unnecessary questions
- apologies are admitting guilt and acknowledging a debt
- seemingly unable to communicate in a normal human language
- offer incredibly lucrative yet misleading bargains
- thanking them is risky

Conclusion: lawyers are faeries

I am satisfied.
Although it isn't the traditional fired onion (I did everything wrong :D), It is a new taste that does add a bit of variety to the borgar.

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Frying some onions to make better borgars.

So far, no luck. It still isn't crunchy. And I'm crying like a little bitch.

Metroid Dread spoiler 

@LukeAlmighty If you look up rule 34 of Samus you will find pics of her with feathers on her vagina.

I just bought Nintendo switch and first game.

I have to say, I am kind of used to the huge package with nothing but 1 cd, but to get an ENTIRE standard sized package, and find only 1 SD card inside was a new level of underwelming.

If you think vegans care only about animals, think again.
I saw a vegan cutting onion recently. He was so down from it...

Metroid Dread spoiler 

The game begins by reminding me that Samus is vaccinated.

Literally unplayable

I would never guess I'll EVEr say this but... 

Somehow, I ran out of HDMI IN in my primary monitor. Why is 3 not enough?

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