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Setting up an old Dell thin client as a home server time to get my identity stolen somehow

@PurpCat when you're on so right of a side of history you have to rewrite it to make it more righterer

@PurpCat we have to do something guys, Leon Mask is going to force DoorDash and Uber Eats to sell all their data to DOGE so RFKjr can come and kill everyone who eats too much

Yo LISTEN UP here's the story
About a little guy who lived in a jew world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just JEW
Like him, inside and outside

@sendpaws @phnt Another painful one is where they actively fight you when they requested your help in the fist place

>dad has a FireWire external HDD he needs me to get stuff off of
>yelling asking why I have to use a 24-year-old iBook instead of just plug it in to my big gaymer computer, despite me telling him this is the only thing we own with this special port
>”Do you even know what you're doing?" as it takes all afternoon to put the data on a USB drive at USB1.1 speed

@beardalaxy What's that joke? Two guys are at a bar, and start hearing gunshots. They hide behind the counter as the shooting goes on, and one guy looks over and says "it's some muslim guy!" and the other guy snaps and says "hey, what do you have against muslims?"

@yomiel
- 100 episode threshold is typically desired for networks to want to pick up reruns (explains why so many sitcoms nobody gives a shit about have 4 or 5 seasons)
- after everything wrapped up nicely, they had to force it to continue while it died a turbulent death with another four pitiful seasons because of course money

@beardalaxy gives peak Source mod era vibes kinda mwahaha

@sendpaws Laptop manufacturers have to just give up the ghost on dual-GPU laptops, even newer ones are a painful experience, on any OS...

@tomie @beardalaxy Also I am a tryhard and did a ton of inpainting to sharpen it up :(

On second thought all the ones that people are posting all over look way better because it's more like... soft? Anime-y? Like they came right out a VHS or something.

@beardalaxy fucking lazy ass Big Tech we gotta do this shit ourselves ffs

@Hyperhidrosis I was assured by multiple females that they couldn't tell 😟

Stumbled onto my county's subreddit (Baltimore County) just to see what was up and God damn

>clearly paid-for and astroturfed anti-Tesla protest posts that have hundreds of comments and sometimes THOUSANDS of upvotes, easily dwarfing the amount of actual normal discourse
>literal baseless accusations of a pretty good taco place and they dogpile their Yelp page
>anyone calling out weirdness has their post deleted by moderator and told to "not be a jerk" as per the "rules"

The absolute state of the state of Maryland

I WILL MAKE IT TO THIS SHOW EVEN IF I HAVE TO SELL AN ORGAN

@PurpCat I'M OUT OF DEBT BRO LET'S GO
>continues with no resistance
It's reassuring to watch that I'll never be as fucked up as that. Surely he gets money from streaming his crackhead-ery and kickbacks from the gambling site, though, huh? Or is he just eternally in his nightmare loop regardless?

101 fever but I find solace in wrapping up in my blanket like a cannoli

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