beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@eternalenglisman people always say "Jesus was a Jew" but completely fail to grasp the concept that Jesus was KILLED BECAUSE JEWS HATED HIM AND STILL DO.

it's one thing to have a lot of youtube ads or whatever because you still get to watch all of the content. same thing with old school TV. you never had ads playing DURING THE DAMN BROADCAST.

the esa stream is horribly plagued with long ad breaks. it's hard to watch.

@TheEternalBungholio news flash, there is shit metal and there is fantastic indie. this reads like it comes from the same kind of pretentious faggot that likes the kind of indie music they are criticizing.

stop with the gay baby shit and enjoy the fucking music.

@kilostere nikocado

@fishsticks @Owl @PraxisOfEvil teens want something to be wrong with them because they think it makes them quirky, and then it becomes an actual problem for them. i have seen so many fucking people get actually depressed because they made depression their aesthetic.

my roommate's sister was actually upset that nothing was weird with her and so she was self-diagnosing herself with all sorts of shit, and even told him that she wished she had his physical deformity. that's pretty fucked up.

@diresock @Terry it's the eyebrows

@Jim is system shock actually coming out? that game has been pushed back so many times.

@Mr_NutterButter uhhh.... beard

@matrix let me know how the actual gameplay is

@xianc78 the fucking confusing thing about the hyrulean civil war is that ganondorf was somehow able to swear fealty to the king, break his vow, and then swear fealty to him again to end the war.... yet the war somehow lasted "countless eras?" that doesn't make any sense. a long war would likely be considered an era in of itself, as an era is a period of time marking something significant, not something significant marking several periods of time. there was certainly a war that happened, the game itself makes that pretty clear, but i think what was written in the hyrule historia was a little scuffed.

by the time link is 9ish years old, the land has had a "long peace" according to a man in castle town. OoT also never refers to it as a civil war afaik, but as a "fierce war." we only get the idea that it was a civil war from hyrule historia, which seems it can't even keep its presentation of the war to what the game portrays. the goron and zora people seem totally fine with the royal family, with darunia being a sworn brother of the king and the zora being long time allies of the royal family. those two things are really weird juxtaposed to ganondorf swearing fealty twice with a war in between if it's supposed to be a civil war. at best, maybe ganondorf convinced the gorons to help him take over hyrule or something and then darunia became a sworn brother once the war was over.

what i think is most likely is the idea that wind waker hatches, which is that ganondorf coveted hyrule's lands and tried to stir up chaos in order to obtain them.

i know that for the most part, the hyrule historia is pretty bang on the money. there are some inaccuracies though and some things have been changed since it came out, including the timeline itself (actually splitting up one of the heroes in the downfall timeline into two heroes and swapping a game around iirc). it has some translation errors as well, naturally, and the only actual zelda creator to have anything to do with it was eiji aonuma.

well my head hurts now, my main point though was that i just hate it when people try to say that fictional things are real life things instead of just talking about the fictional things as the fictional things they are, because it's unlikely in a lot of cases that the two connect to each other whatsoever beyond superficial shit.