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@matrix i called my grandparents for christmas and my grandpa gave the phone to my grandma.

"hi beard, do you have a girlfriend?"

:sadgery:

Kani is a crab. An angry crab (💢🦀). He pinches people which makes them cry and groan in pain (😭, 'UUOGH'). His behavior must be corrected. Sometimes the FBI gets involved because of animal abuse.

@beardalaxy in the weebnostate ai robots will do the work so we can all get drunk and high with our waifus

i feel high and drunk at the same time man. this shit isn't good. i'm going to work tomorrow because i have to, but i'm probably not gonna' last long. i bet i'll lose money tomorrow.

Does anyone have a way to download "The Key to Home?" Can't find a place that hosts it for the life of me. Steam removed it from the store saying "the target audience for this game is pedophiles" and it's not even on fakku anymore.

The artwork looks insanely familiar, kind of like Comic LO covers. Wonder if it's the same artist or one I know but just can't remember the name of right now.

it's gonna' snow until halfway through monday and i'm all here for it dawg. i know a lot of people hate the snow but i really like it for some reason. it's just cozy.

Does anyone have a way to download "The Key to Home?" Can't find a place that hosts it for the life of me. Steam removed it from the store saying "the target audience for this game is pedophiles" and it's not even on fakku anymore.

The artwork looks insanely familiar, kind of like Comic LO covers. Wonder if it's the same artist or one I know but just can't remember the name of right now.

@Cosmic @xianc78 nahh, it takes a real baby to not understand that a direct sequel should actually be a sequel. the only people who played totk without having played botw were literal children.

@xianc78 some of the stuff in BotW can be either easily overlooked or explained. Like the Rito and Zora existing at the same time, there are reasons for each timeline that could have happened without a merge. The Zonai could have been a couple different pre-existing races.

TotK introduced a shit ton of new stuff while also trying to rely on old stuff for veterans and none of it melded well. BotW had a huge amount of stuff that could be linked back to the older games in lots of different ways, and I think a lot of us were hoping that TotK would take some of those routes but it sort of just.... left it all hanging. Which kind of just proves that they were never really routes to begin with, more likely they were just references all along without any real meaning behind them.

Like, why tf does Zelda use the power of the Triforce at the end of BotW and then we NEVER see it again??? wtf is that all about??

But then you have stuff in TotK like the whole dragon thing and the deus ex machina ending that's just really, really poor writing imo. I don't think there's anything like that in BotW. The storytelling made a lot more sense in that game too, since Link legitimately had amnesia and it was 100 years later so of course nobody would really know him except for people that were alive back then. But TotK only some major characters from BotW know who he is. Most of the cast is totally oblivious. It's a very bad sequel.

@xianc78 That's fair. I liked BotW because there was SO much intrigue for me, and TotK pretty much killed all of that intrigue and did a lot of other stuff wrong.

So, Capcom is malding over nude Chun Li and that's why they put malware DRM into all of their games. Very cool, Capcom, I'm sure this won't hurt your brand identity NEARLY as much as nude Chun Li did.

@galena @Mr_NutterButter yeah honestly even $100 seems pretty cheap for a full body mech.

Talking with my friend about Zelda and it's very interesting to see how our opinions on Tears of the Kingdom and Breath of the Wild flip flop. I like BotW more, he likes TotK more. I think it's a gameplay VS story/lore thing, where TotK has much better gameplay but a really bad story, and BotW is the opposite. So whichever you like and prioritize more, will be the one you enjoy more.

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