beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@keisuke my friends all say I pee weird

@rlier23 watermelon is amazing, I'll eat an entire tray in one sitting

@meso dude isn't even talking about female horses it's all horse cock

@lichelordgodfrey @SuperSnekFriend aww poor doggo :(

(in duke nukem voice)
I have complete control over my urethra.
(guitar)

@LukeAlmighty story of my life

Except instead of 4am it's like 10am

I'm not made of money man Dx

And I wasn't told IT CHANGED LOCATION AAAGGGHHH

@keisuke it's illegal for 20 year olds to BUY smokes, not smoke them.

@keisuke

@LukeAlmighty @Mr_NutterButter I'm not autistic but if this was cheaper and adult sized it would probably be nice. I need to be fucking wrung out.

@matana and too much money goes to other shit

@matana we have the technology but lack the ability

Holy fuck I slept in hard, I'm barely gonna make it to my gig today xD had to just grab a couple chewys and go!

WHAT is a SLEEP SCHEDULE?!

@Yellow_Heart @redneonglow @M_39 some wise words: "religion is man searching for God. Christianity is God searching for man."

@todayilearned I wonder if there is a word for people born in the 90s who grew up with a mix of both analog and digital. We had tapes right next to the CDs and my PS3 was hooked up to a CRT the majority of its life.